Seriously. Did anyone actually read The Great Gatsby? Because it's getting hard to tell.
"(In fact, some of the knights in the Vale speak with Welsh accents, which, Jesus.)" Amazing.
Old news I'd missed: Kelly Clarkson is making a Christmas album!
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I must admit I'm all in favor of banning terrible baby names. Yay New Zealand.