Happy Monday? I guess?
Here's my TV news column for the week, to catch you up on anything you missed.
Two Senators Go ‘Lord Of The Flies’ On Deserted Island For Discovery Reality Series. No. NO. "Yes, we asked: The senators will be clothed." I feel like if you are in a situation in which you need to ask whether U.S. senators will be naked on television, something has already gone terribly awry.
Aww. Bob Crewe has died.
An 11-year-old in China found a 3,000-year-old sword. Presumably this is the beginning of some sort of quest, so I wish him luck.
Oooh: Italian police foil counterfeit Tuscan red wine scam in biggest food fraud
Someone is finally trying to cast Tyler Hoechlin in a baseball movie. Thank goodness.
This article about the cereal business is more interesting than it perhaps sounds.
Cinema's enduring love affair with the sleeper train