Me elsewhere: The week's TV news.
Panama Papers: A massive document leak reveals a global web of corruption and tax avoidance
Very excited about this: NBC Sets Live Production of Aaron Sorkin’s ‘A Few Good Men’ for 2017
Ooh: CT Scan Shows Pharoah Ramesses III Was Murdered by Multiple Assassins
What a world: John Green Producing British Soccer Movie
I don't think I ever read Gordan Korman, but this profile was lovely.
Hope for the Stricken: The Penzeys Spices Catalog
No one who has seen Buffy will be surprised by The Demonic Origins of Ventriloquism.
Speaking of Buffy: Autostraddle’s Ultimate Infographic Guide to Dead Lesbian Characters on TV
Ha: Paperback Paradise is the most twisted alternate universe used bookstore
Seriously: These Hot New Turmeric Beauty Treatments Fill Me With Dread
Another April Fools joke that is actually cute: A job ad for a Senior Manager of Cheese Consumption.