Me elsewhere: TV news for the week.
Where Is Googoosha, the Missing Uzbek First Daughter?
Of course he is: John Kasich Is Back in New Hampshire. It’s Not for the Foliage.
Heh: Jezebel Regrets Its Decision to Hire Cannibal Witch as Writer-at-Large
Hanged After a Trial He Couldn’t Understand, and Pardoned 136 Years Later
Interesting: Baleen Whales Intermingled as They Evolved, and Share DNA With Distant Cousins
The Milky Way Is Expanding Faster Than the Speed of Sound
The Fahrenheit 451 trailer looks great.
Ooh, the Hogwarts Mystery game is coming out April 25th!
This might be where I draw the line: Titanic to be screened on a real-life ocean liner
Discovery Sets Egyptian Archeological Docuseries ‘Valley Of The Kings’