Today is Saturday!
In case you can't bring yourself to really care about what they're doing to queer and trans people: they're coming for no-fault divorce next. Far-Right Podcaster Steven Crowder Implies Ex-Wife Shouldn't Have Been Allowed to Divorce Him (Jezebel)
Plants, they're just like us: Plants Make Noises When Stressed, Study Finds (Smithsonian)
And some longer reads: