Me elsewhere: TV news!
Well, this is terrible, Wikipedia.
Can't believe this needs to be said: American Academy of Pediatrics Urges Parents to Vaccinate Children to Protect Against Measles
The Truth About How King Abdullah Treated Women, Including His Own Daughters
Holy Shit, I Interviewed the President
Bulletproof Coffee: Debunking the Hot Buttered Hype
In Winter, Keeping Warm with Beloved Books
Oh no: After a Deal, British Chocolates Won't Cross the Pond
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