Me elsewhere: TV news for the week.
The French election is pretty fascinating and the Guardian has live updates today.
Colombia's armed groups sow seeds of new conflict as war with Farc ends
I know this isn't funny, but I enjoyed the headline: Four bakers arrested over illegal brownies in Venezuela's 'bread war'
Fake Working Class: The muted response to the retail apocalypse shows which workers count in Trump’s America.
Henry Kissinger just damned Jared Kushner with the faintest of praise
Chris Hayes on escaping the “doom loop” of Trump's presidency
Unlike all previous U.S. presidents, Trump almost never mentions democratic ideals
Even if you're sick of reading about this lady, as I am, this is worth reading: The Heart of Whiteness: Ijeoma Oluo Interviews Rachel Dolezal, the White Woman Who Identifies as Black
Margaret Atwood, the Prophet of Dystopia
!! Physicists observe 'negative mass'
Ooh: Europe’s Famed Bog Bodies Are Starting to Reveal Their Secrets