Thursday! We're almost there!
Again, I cannot express how terrifying this is: So-called 'Don't Say Gay' rules expanded through 12th grade in Florida (ABC News)
I agree that they need some kind of objective... something here. Max Scherzer denies using illegal substances after ejection from Mets-Dodgers game (Yahoo! Sports)
And some longer reads:
Revealed: King Charles’s private fortune estimated at £1.8bn (The Guardian)